" coffee shop "

 [ "coffee shop" ]

1: another word for a drug house...

  * e.g.,  ... "hey lets go score some dope at the coffee shop"  

 [ "coffee shop" ]

1: hard song by yung joc bout cocaine being sold at a trap house

  * e.g.,  ... first i take they order at the coffee 

 [ "coffee shop" ]

1: Usually a shop where you can buy coffee, but in Amsterdam a coffee shop is not a cafe, its a shop which sells drugs, e.g. weed, hemp, hash etc.

  * e.g.,  ... In most streets in Amsterdam you will find a coffe shop, e.g. the Smokey Coffee Shop in Rembrantplein 

 [ "coffee shop" ]

1: a place where you can buy a cup of coffee. in holland however, you can get your pot there. and like a proper shop they do have a menu...

  * e.g.,  ... i went to amsterdam and got some good weed there in the local coffee shop 

 [ "coffee shop" ]

1: When skiing, a coffee shop is when any number of people stop in the middle (ie, NOT on the edges) of a course.

  * e.g.,  ... I came around the turn and there was a coffee shop in the middle of the trail! 

 [ "Coffee Shop Revolutionary" ]

1: An individual (coffee shop revolutionary) or group of individuals (revolutionaries) who speculate on the utopia that "could be" following radical societal, governmental, and cultural change without actually taking action to do initiate it.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: Our government needs to implement welfare reform, give greater tax breaks to middle and lower class, and improve international relations. 

 [ "Coffee Shop Revolutionary" ]

2: These coffee shop revolutionaries are comparable to "Armchair Generals" and "Armchair Politician's".

  * e.g.,  ... Person 2: Definitely! Someone should do something! 

 [ "Coffee Shop Revolutionary" ]

3: The prefixes of "Coffee Shop-" or "Armchair-" imply that the individual or individuals who desire reform or change lack the interest in making the sacrifices to take part in it. They are also the people who have the luxury of playing the all-knowing spectator to an event or social situation. An armchair general, for example, is a civilian one who believes he has all the solutions to a war which he formulated while sitting in his recliner in front of the television or while reading a newspaper.

  * e.g.,  ... Person 1: I know. Our government sucks. Too bad I'm a Coffee Shop Revolutionary and won't do anything about it. 

 [ "Coffee Shop Philosopher" ]

1: "Coffee Shop Philosopher" - Noun - This is a label given to people who enjoy sitting in coffee shops and discussing philosophy. This ties into the common stereotype of philosophers and philosophy students alike; that they are coffee addicts. Other stereotypes of addiction include: cigarettes, cigars, pipes, alchohol, boring pamphlets, and marijuana.

  * e.g.,  ... "Thraysmachus: Should we invite Aristophanes to the discussion?" 

 [ "Coffee Shop Philosopher" ]

2: Another associated connotation of Coffee Shop Philosopher is their subject of discourse. Generally they deal with existential or absurd(Ref. Camus) theories or discussions. Most Coffee Shop Philosophers are not well educated in philosophy in that they are more exposed to Modern and Post-Modern philosophical works, as opposed to Ancient or Scholastic thought. This generally limits discourse to Nietzche, Camus, Sartre, Simone De Beauvoir(For the female coffeshop philosophers), and a few continentals such as Kierkagard, and Heidegger.

  * e.g.,  ... "Socrates: Nah, he's a Coffee Shop Philosopher." 

 [ "Coffee Shop Philosopher" ]

3: Some use "Coffee Shop Philosopher" as a means of slander or jeering. When used in this way it connotes a certain level of authority of the person calling someone else a Coffee Shop Philosopher. Essentially they're insinuating that the one who is a Coffee Shop Philosopher is someone who only knows the tip of the iceberg of philosophy, or again they are insinuating the connotations listed above.

 [ "Dirty Coffee Shop" ]

1: The act of anal sex after the receiver has received but not released a coffee enema.

  * e.g.,  ... I hung out with Joleen last night. We enjoyed the Dirty Coffee Shop. It tickled a bit. 

 [ "Coffee Shop Girl" ]

1: Quiet and intellectual; a girl who spends her time alone or in the company of old novels. She often paints or sketches; perhaps she is a photographer. She will occasionally drink simple coffee, but can more often be found drinking herbal tea. She writes poems, lyrics, and sometimes stories, and is often a pianist. She is the girl that can be found in the corner of the suburban coffee shop or bookstore every morning, drinking her usual and reading with her glasses halfway down her nose. She is most likely a believer in true love.

  * e.g.,  ... Benjamin: "I heard Ned's going out with that coffee shop girl he met on Saturday." Jane: "He better be careful. I hear girls like that are flighty. They're big believers in soulmates." 

 [ "Coffee Shop Productivity" ]

1: The idea that if you do your work outside of your room or office you'll actually get more done, because you took the time to get out there and work somewhere else in the first place.

  * e.g.,  ... "Got to write my paper, going to head over to the coffee shop so I'll stop procrastinating " "I do that too man, but today I'm going to the library instead. Still, got to love that coffee shop productivity."